How to get C in exams?

by Kai Liang

Getting a C in exams is not as easy as it seems. Why? Unlike getting an A , you'll need extra concentration to obtain C. To get an A , all you need to do is to work your ass off and score the paper as high as possible. For grade B , it's just a slight deviation from the grade A ; which of course means you lack effort or maybe luck. Grade D on the other hand , lies lower compared to group of higher grades such as A and B. Of course you know your ABC. Just making a statement here. To get a D , you'll just have to do 2 times better of getting bad marks for B. For E , its the total opposite for A. So how do you get a C?

To get C in exams , the first thing you must do is that you must read newspaper during Physics class. Not other subject , only Physics. Remember? I got this important point from my Physics lecturer myself. By plugging earphones into your ears , you'll increase the chances of getting a C by 15.6%. So , what you should do when you're in Physics class? Always have a newspaper in front of you with earphones in your ears. Parents and people around you will nag you for getting C but fear not , from the Constitution of Malaysia , it's not a crime to be having C for exams. Hey , its not a crime for me to like C more than A right? If you're unsatisfied with me , you might as well call the police to catch me. Fear not...