Happy 18th you 3 asses! XD
P/S - I got my results! It was awfully awful! GOSH!

Read!!!!

Anyone interested to go Starbucks (think its the one near the Hokkien Association) on either one of these dates?

Wed 19th 2pm / Thur 20th 2pm / Fri 21st 2pm

Reason to go? According to Joseph , it will be the chance for us to see him the monitor with his girlfriend.

PS - Anyone who sees this , please inform Joseph whether you'll be able to go or not okay?

Oh ya Bird , go KL do what? Countdown? See people? XD

Wanna go kl for new year?

anyone interested???????

So Tired

by 9tal3dKitsun3

I'm currently in S'pore now, visiting relatives, doing window shopping, getting motion sickness as usual,etc.

I'm now using my cousin's computer. She's sitting beside me, playing Miniclip games. Laughing her head off, lol~ She's only 8, but don't let her age fool you. She's quite fun to be with, very mature for her age. At least she's better than her older brother

Damn, Friggin' Slow~!!!

Okay, so my Internet's kinda okay (which means no more multiple disconnections, yay). Unfortunately, it's still very slow. So much for streamyx's guarantee for higher Internet speed...

I have visited Bukit Tinggi's JJ (last Saturday), & I can tell you this; the only nice place to hang out over there is currently the arcade. Yeah, they have a mini one in the 2nd Floor. Spent RM13 there XD ~I'm also quite disappointed with Popular cos they focused more towards the section for the Mandarin-educated! *Sigh*

Speaking of Popular, I saw Albert passing by when I was browsing for books. He seems in a hurry. Didn't see me though.

Torn hymens, torn hearts.

I remember reading an article in Reader's Digest a few years ago which I will never forget because of how it opened my eyes to the reality of the world of the innocent which is now tainted with lewdness and perversion.

It was about child prostitution in Cambodia.

I still remember it was the February edition so obviously the main highlight would be about Valentine's Day, and of course the topic of love. It was in a way, ironic, that the subject of love and the celebration of love was juxtaposed against the story of lust and its ugliness. So there I was reading Reader's Digest's usual take on love, men and women and their relationship with one another till I flipped to the page of that article.

I read with horror and disgust at the plight of those young children, as young as three or maybe even younger, sold off to the brothel by their own parents, siblings, uncles and aunties - their own flesh and blood. Some of the teenage prostitutes even gave birth to their babies in the brothels so their babies grew up there, without a chance to know and touch the world that we live in; all they knew was the bleak and seemingly hopeless life on the streets. The article was written by this man who disguised himself as one of those paedophiles looking for cheap thrills in the slums of Cambodia, accompanied by a local who is part of the anti-child prostitution organisation to be his translator. His purpose was to see for himself the state of the street children who are forced into prositution and write about it.

There were two girls brought to them, eight and six years old. The writer mentioned that the girls looked rather shy and perhaps, scared. I remembered reading that one of the girls awkwardly tried to flirt with the writer and his friend, telling them the 'services' that she and her friend could offer... Heart-wrenching indeed. She was only six years old, for goodness' sake!
I really can't remember much of the details in that article but it was enough to provoke me to tears. It's a sad and dangerous world out there for these street children, betrayed and used by people around them, even their closest kin.

Read the article that I'm talking about here.

It's good to know that there are people out there who are doing something to rescue those children who were robbed of their innocence and thrown into the pit of degradation and shame. They deserve to live a carefree childhood, protected by their loved ones and to grow up with dignity. I wish I could do something too.. Torn hymens, torn hearts.

just for the sake of it

They never told me that I would be like this today. They never told me that Freud would give that analysis. They never told me that it would affect me this much in life. They should have told me, but I think they didn't know themselves. Then again, should I even believe in what Freud says? Should I even think so much about it? It's really silly and flippant to think about. The word 'flippant' makes me think of clown fishes which makes me think of toilet bowls which makes me think of Kings and Beggars which makes me think of tales which makes me think of dogs.

Hmmm.. I am so enrached, don't you think so?

I miss the 5S2-ness of 2006.

back!

ahhhhhh...... im back! after a long time of not posting im BACK!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *ahem*

(nvm that)

well i still miss the craziness of our S2 days... man... those were the times..
*feeling melancholic* lol
you can ask nishanti if you wanna make sure. i tell her i miss the class all the time.

on another note, my class now is (almost) as crazy as S2. hehe... the only thing is that we have 15(!!!) ppl in the class.. and 90% guys... only 2girls lol.

I WANT CHICKS!!!!!! GIMMEEEEEEEE...

heyS!

HEYYA PEOPLE!

HOW HAS EVERYONE BEEN EH? MISS YOU GUYS TONNES? WHEN WE MEETING UP??? CHRISTMAS PARTY ANYONE?

bbt jusco opening soon

wanna go there walk-walk. very long din hav meetings edi lolz.

School Holidays Has Begun!!!

Yeah! I could finally have some REAL fun! Travelling plans have been made by my mom to fill the time, and the new Jaya Jusco's opening next Saturday! Can't wait to go. Speaking of shopping malls, just how many are there in Malaysia already?

Anyways, I'm so in deep sh*t... My experienced Accounts teacher might be transferring school!!!! Therefore, difficult subject + (don't go ACCT tuition x tuition center teached a lot of things already) + might lose a very good teacher = BIG TROUBLE... Moreover, I suck in it~

P.S For the past two days before starting of school holidays, I saw Albert; didn't change that much. In fact, he didn't change at all physically. Well, maybe shot up another inch, or I'm getting shorter... Wonder what he's doing... Are you reading this, Albert???

holidays....

hey guys....

i think it has been some time since i post my last blog..haha..ever since i started college i guess..lol

i'm in HOLIDAYS now!!!! so, ppl, if u guys free, lets go mamak or smth!! miss u guyss..wanna see how much each of u has changed!! haha

oh yea, let's go somewhere during deepavali..anyone's opening his/her house? hehehe

=)

Anyone going to Shashii's house to celebrate Deepavali? Let's all go together and meet up there!

Oh well , I have a whole week till the next paper. I'm not going to study till the last minute so here I am. Doing this. As i was looking at my previous posts in my blog , I realised that I forgot most of the things that happened. Looking back at the pictures and all the fun we had. Ahh~ we had fun together don't we? Oh well , everyone is like so busy with their own things now but if you guys wanna look back on the things that happened last year , you can find them in my blog. Or maybe I should post some of them here?

BristleBack

Oh well , I have a whole week till the next paper. I'm not going to study till the last minute so here I am. Doing this. As i was looking at my previous posts in my blog , I realised that I forgot most of the things that happened. Looking back at the pictures and all the fun we had. Ahh~ we had fun together don't we? Oh well , everyone is like so busy with their own things now but if you guys wanna look back on the things that happened last year , you can find them in my blog. Or maybe I should post some of them here?

Holiday Mood, Anyone?

Well, most of my classmates are. Today, around 9 people were absent. Only yesterday, we got lectured from the class teacher for our 'outregeous' behaviour. I don't really care much though, since it's not bombarded directly at me~

My friend's acting cold towards me. Fellow claims 'bored to come to school', but I'm thinking the fellow's friends were absent, so not so much jokes passed around... Even so, it really spoils my mood just looking at that facial expression!!!

Finally, my end-year exam results suck beyond the pits of Hell~Oh yeah, can't wait for the holidays...

Conver Me-CCW

kl says:
got a lot new frens ?
d('-^ o) says:
mostly live together wan
d('-^ o) says:
gay
kl says:
kk
kl says:

kl says:
u also?
d('-^ o) says:
no
kl says:
u bi
d('-^ o) says:
i hetero
d('-^ o) says:
yesterday do social work
kl says:
then
d('-^ o) says:
joseph oso must do
kl says:
oo then
d('-^ o) says:
go old folx
d('-^ o) says:
old folkx
kl says:
LOL
kl says:
then wht u did
d('-^ o) says:
we clean the fan one old lady get up try to help us then she kena marah
kl says:
LOL
d('-^ o) says:
then kena chase out
kl says:
she wry bout tht lady ma
kl says:
wah
kl says:
like dog XD
d('-^ o) says:
so dun send ur momma to old folx
kl says:
i wont
kl says:
.u shouldnt
kl says:
haha
d('-^ o) says:
i know u will
kl says:
i wont
d('-^ o) says:
thast why
d('-^ o) says:
u will
d('-^ o) says:
u is idiota

Ambition : Anyone?

Strangers that know each other, if not quite well

sometimes when i look back at the past, i thought of how love change my life. Though love may make someone happier, the dark side of love is devastating. Love can make someone fragile and lifeless in worse cases. Love make people who used to know each other become strangers. Yet it is better to haved loved and lost than never have love before

AS

Tomorrow I'll be having my first paper for my AS exam. Biology Practical 31. Freaking me out. Never been so terrified. Maybe its because of the exams fees (LOL) Rm700++ So shitty. All the best to the rest of you who are also in the dilemma of exams!

Booyah

Herm , its a good thing seeing you guys posting stuffs here. Well , at least the blog is still alive. Everyone's busy with their studies now huh? Exam is just round the corner for everyone. Good luck to all of you and of course for me too. Really need luck to get great results. Haven't been doing much of a studying. And exam is like on Monday! After exam , we should get our butts somewhere. Just hang out somewhere or go anywhere for a vacation. Anyone with me?

Very, very bad~

Hey! It's been a while~ my connection's still bad. Believe it or not, it gets disconnected 6 times on it's own in less than one hour!!! Worse, exam's 2 days away and I'm not prepared yet!!!! And while I'm typing this, disconnection number 6 popped out~When will all this be over?!

School's okay so far; I could actually watch life drama up close thanks to my friends. I better not elaborate further, I'm not supposed to say this in the first place ^-^; Homework as usual is raining down hard on me~ *sigh* Can't wait for the year-end holidays...

just for fun...

I ran out of things to rant (i know, it's hard to believe) so i decided to put up my usual randomness stuffs, thingys... whutev.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?.

LOL

Rules:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

To start off, I'm very sure of my sexual orientation- definitely heterosexual. So , definitely a girl.

1 - First of all , she must have the right understanding about me. Well , it just makes me comfortable when i'm with her. Communicating wouldn't be a problem. Talking to her just about anything would be nice. Someone to joke with , someone to show the emo side of me , someone to care for.

2 - She doesn't have to be too much of a look. Not really fond of people who like to act cute and thought they're the prettiest in the world. She just needs to be herself you know. I don't see a point in which the girl dresses up and cover her whole face with powder just to impress her guy. So not my thing. Natural looks is always the best.

3 - She must HATE shopping. I know its kind of impossible to find a girl who hates shopping but hey , shopping is more tiring than running around the football field for a thousand times. And not forgetting boring. But i wouldn't mind following her a time or two. You know just to look at her trying her clothes and carry the things that she's buying. (Stupid me)

4 - It would be better if she's not trying to control me too much. I have my friends and i have my things to do. Don't try to stop me from playing games with my friends and i don't see why i can't joke with my friends (especially girls) Hey , they're just my friends you know. So why bother getting upset when i'm with you NOT them?

5 - Half way now. Herm , it would be even better if she's really caring and kind. You know at least there's someone there for me. I hate selfish people that are always looking after their own. (Have some people in mind and i'm hating them now)

6 - She's got to be patient and tolerant. Sometimes , i get annoyed pretty easily and who will i release my frustration on is usually unknown. So , if that person's you , i'm sorry for doing that and of course thanks for tolerating.

7 - Not money minded of course. Money is not everything right? I'm not the type that will buy a girl gifts after gifts. And oh ya , I don't go around saying 'I love you' all the time. Somethings are not meant to be said too often. Agree?

8 - She needs to be friendly. Would be nice if she could hang out with me when i'm with my friends (I'll try not to embarrass her LOL) She just have to be herself and have a good time with me and my friends. Not too talkative though. Don't want people nagging me all the time...

Talk Crap

kl says:
ceh u all school stuff
kl says:
school stuff = kid stuff
kl says:
LOL i talk about adult stuff
kl says:
haha
xiang ling says:
=.=
xiang ling says:
adult til wat lvl?
xiang ling says:
haha
xiang ling says:
oso kid eh la
kl says:
college d only adult
kl says:
school for kids
xiang ling says:
mine is pre- u ok
xiang ling says:
not sch
kl says:
stil u studying in school
kl says:
school for kids
xiang ling says:
..
xiang ling says:
du1 fight vf u
kl says:
u lose
xiang ling says:
childosh
kl says:
u c
xiang ling says:
*childish
xiang ling says:
lol
kl says:
lose d only say like tht
xiang ling says:
smal di di
xiang ling says:
mmg small
kl says:
fan cheong betul
xiang ling says:
lol
kl says:
wht smal2 all
kl says:
piu
xiang ling says:
u cheong fan la
xiang ling says:
tiu u ar
kl says:
u la cheong fan
kl says:
fang kuat betul
xiang ling says:
u cheong fun la
kl says:
tiu u also
xiang ling says:
u kuat fang la
kl says:
LOL
xiang ling says:
tiu tiu tiu tiu tiu
kl says:
wht say u la
xiang ling says:
hahahahaha
kl says:
piu
kl says:
piu
xiang ling says:
u say wat la
xiang ling says:
blueks
kl says:
swt
kl says:
piu la
xiang ling says:
tiu
xiang ling says:
la
kl says:
pity u la
xiang ling says:
kolian u la
kl says:
i kolian u got la
xiang ling says:
i pity u oni got la
xiang ling says:
lol
kl says:
why wan pity me
kl says:
i so good
kl says:
i post our ocnversation in class blog
xiang ling says:
nonsense la u...oi...1 die ar?
xiang ling says:
dun la
kl says:
post d lor
kl says:
wht u can do to me ?
xiang ling says:
nxt time c u chop u oni u noe
kl says:
come la
kl says:
come la
kl says:
i wait u
xiang ling says:
nxt time
xiang ling says:
i will remember
xiang ling says:
hng
xiang ling says:
SMALL DI DI
kl says:
wan my hse address?
kl says:
come la
xiang ling says:
u wait la
xiang ling says:
bluek
kl says:
i waiting
xiang ling says:
wait summore lo
kl says:
faster come i very huingry d
xiang ling says:
hahhaa
xiang ling says:
y?
xiang ling says:
1 me chop u den let u eat urself ar?
xiang ling says:
hahahahhaa
kl says:
u chop me first
kl says:
i eat myself later onyl say
kl says:
come la haha
xiang ling says:
lol
xiang ling says:
i say wait lo
xiang ling says:
1 die so fast meh?
xiang ling says:
let u live longer u du1 ar?
kl says:
i wan u come now
kl says:
come la
xiang ling says:
i go ask ur bro chop u 2ml
kl says:
come la
kl says:
u stalk him i also haven tel him
kl says:
stalker
xiang ling says:
wat la
xiang ling says:
i wont stalk ppl 1 ok
kl says:
everything we chat is in the blog
kl says:
u wil
kl says:
stalk me last time
xiang ling says:
u go long piak la u
xiang ling says:
since when i stalk u?
xiang ling says:
bhb
kl says:
for wat
kl says:
cause i very ho liau
xiang ling says:
long piak 4 tokin nonsense n crapin
xiang ling says:
lo
kl says:
anyway i wan go strip myself and wet myself with water d
xiang ling says:
u wat ho liao?
kl says:
wanna come?
kl says:
i ho liao in everything
xiang ling says:
go die la u
kl says:
u come chop me la
xiang ling says:
go bath la u
xiang ling says:
SMALL DIDI
xiang ling says:
2ml ur bro will chop u 4 me
xiang ling says:
haha
kl says:
come la
kl says:
wah strip and wet myself wid water = bath?
kl says:
how u know
xiang ling says:
u tot i gong 1 meh?
kl says:
ya
kl says:
no meh?
xiang ling says:
let u life longer
xiang ling says:
dun post la
kl says:
annoy u very fun la haha

awwwww man.....

the frenster profiles...

perberts is AHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!! painfully bright...
joNs is okie... lol.. ex-s still posting there... >.<
emmmm bawanie/emily/and a few others are private... lol...
kl is pissing on the wall. (^.^)v long live pornie!

rite now im feeling glad i dun have any networking sites like frenster... so much work to do...
i memang spend ALOT of time on forums ed.. lol. if i got frenster or stuff like dat sure die.. no need study ed.

ahhhhh................ what to do now... finished whatever i wanted to say....
who wants to come to skool and visit come la.. as long as it's before october.. EXAM!
so sad... got alot of studying to do before oct... teachers all oso rushing like ppl wif food poisoning and there's only one toilet. >.< (wierd shat rite?)

neways... hope the blog doesn't die so fast... at least last until we reach 21... (i hope)


i miss S2... T.T

Time afte time

I've finally done editing the blog. So , hopefully with this new look the blog will be as active as it was when it was first created. Just post anything you guys like. Hopefully by doing so , we'll be able to keep in touch with each other's life. Knowing that time will break us apart , why don't we do something about it? Click on the links on the left to view the profiles of our friends if you like. I'm not done with the links but i'll try to complete it and beautify it more. My major external exam is in less than a month but as usual , i'm not studying. Habits i guess. So happy posting peeps!

sweet sweet love...

it's official... i'm in love...


i... love... technology...

gotcha there didn't I?

but seriously, what other guy you know can spend school hours listening to an mp3 player.
then, after school, spend time in the computer lab till 5 and have not enough time to finish everything that needs to be done?
and THEN, i come home and turn on my PC... >.<
DAMN!! gimme my radiation!!

Bnie try reading on Prince Albert piercing. Nothing much just found out the real purpose of the piercing thing. Find under wikipedia. Oh ya open at your own risk. And Albert's new name is Perbert. Cool huH?

Durian Angel

His assignment, it seemed, was in the land of Asia.

“Hmm, I have never been to Asia. I wonder how it looks like,” Stanley thought to himself as he headed for Earth.

He soon entered the Earth’s atmosphere but he was coming in too fast, like he always did.

“Oh no! Not again! Too fast! No!”

Crash! Crack! He crashed head first into a tree. One thing that Stanley was bad at (besides completing tasks) was landing. He did not know why he was the only one in heaven who had that problem. He had tried his best to improve but to no avail.

“Oh great! Wonderful landing Stanley… “, he muttered.

Now that he was stuck in a tree, he struggled to free himself. He flapped his wings, trying desperately to escape from the branches and twigs that caught his wings but it was no good. The more he tried to free himself, the more it got worse. He was starting to lose his feathers.

“Argh, how am I ever going to get free! Ah, I could use my magic!”

Stanley started to dig his nose to initiate his magic. After some time, he was finally free. He fell to the ground. Standing up, he then started to look for the tree. He needed to find the tree so that he could complete his task and head back to heaven.

“Where is that tree?”

According to the head angel, Stanley’s duty was to start the first fruit season of a new fruit. This was a simple job - too easy for any angel to carry out. While searching for the tree, Stanley hoped with all his heart that the assignment would be a success as all of his previous tasks were major failures. It made him feel as if he was useless, of no value and help to the Heavenly Father.

“Man, I sure need got to buck up and show the rest I am capable of something. I have to prove my worth. I will complete this assignment. Now, where is my objective? Where on earth is that arrow?”

As far as Stanley could remember, he always had the help of the arrows in all his assignments. Ever since his first few tasks, the International Board of Angels decided that Stanley be given “special” aid. The International Board of Angels or I.B.A, in short, was responsible for solving problems concerning angels. The arrows, which could neither be seen by the human eye nor by the devil and his minions, were introduced specifically to help Stanley. Without the arrows, he would take ages to find his objectives on his own. On the contrary, other angels did not require the help as they could easily find their objectives.

“There it is!” Stanley exclaimed.

Between the obstructing trees Stanley could see a huge shining arrow pointing downwards in the night sky. Its light shone radiantly, lighting up the sky and the surrounding area. Stanley prepared to take flight. He kicked off the ground and spread his wings wide.

“Up, up and away!” he cried.

He lifted off the ground, soaring up gloriously into the sky, heading straight towards the big bright arrow ahead, picking up speed along the way. As he approached, he circled around the targeted tree, slowly descending in circles upon the ground. As he got closer to the treetop, he looked around for a place to land. He turned his head to the right. Suddenly… Bang!

The side of Stanley’s face bashed right into a tree branch while he was looking around. He fell on his bum. Stanley stood up and rubbed his face gingerly. Dusting himself, he walked to the tree.

“Now, how did the head angel said I was supposed to do this?”

He walked around the tree and started kicking it. The tree turned pink.

“Ah, the spell is working!” shouted Stanley.

For Stanley’s spell to work was like an event of a lifetime.

“Hmm, I think that should do”.

As he turned to leave, he accidentally farted.

“Oops! Excuse me!”

He left the place without knowing he had just made a big mistake. The next day, the local news of Heaven reported the existence of a weird looking fruit. It was a green fruit with thorns with a pungent smell. At first, Stanley thought he was going to be in hot soup but the locals loved it! They named the weird fruit ‘durian’ which means a new rambutan. Stanley gave a sigh of relief and was glad that his clumsiness turned out good this time and Stanley was happy to know that he had created a new fruit. Ever since that day, he had been named ‘The Angel of Durian’.

***

by: Joseph and Kai Liang

This story will always be in my memory. =)

This is fun..Hee

Your Guy Could Bring You Home

When it comes to meeting the parents, you're cool and calm. In fact, you're so self assured, you may forget to try to impress them. Work that famous charm a little more, and your boyfriend's family will be loving you.

Would He Bring You Home to Mom?

You Are 81% Open

To say that you're comfortable in your own skin would be an understatement. You're very into yourself, and you love to tell everybody everything about you. While you may have the makings of the next Oprah, it's likely that people sometimes tune you out!

How Open Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be part of a couple. But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

You Are a Feminine Beauty!

You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possible

What Type of Beauty Are You?

Failed Driver...

.....i am not. just a Failed Bukiteer. geddit? hahaha. lame.

liddat la. so stupid. went for my driving test today,as u may have guessed. so then i didnt really have to wait long....cut queue you see..there was an available car and no one seemed to wanna get in it..so i got in. right. then when to the bukit and landed on the summit(macamla tinggi sangat). the clutch was kinda loose (excuses..) but nvm...balanced the vehicle properly edi then handbreak down..and...GO! eh...im going backwards!! AHHHH!!!!. and that was the end.

when i was in the car waiting for my turn, i laid hands on the gear and the steering wheel and the clutch and the accel. and prayed okay..oh well. so the guy told me ''Okay skarang pergi tunggu on-the-road pulak.''

and i took my result sheet (which costs an insanely unreasonable RM15) and walked the long walk of shame back to the waiting shed (pondok is called shed right?) and well..waited. Hee. then i got engrossed in my Genesis Code novel (which has a lil Dan Brownish style). a few times i had false alarms and hurriedly put my book away ready to jump up. then i got too engrossed and they called my number like 3-4 times!! LMAO. it didnt sink in u noe ...i was like ''Hmm..55 now''....WHAT?55?? thats me!! hahahaha..

i went in the car and hey! it was my instructor's car! thank God..thank God..NOW im confident. so drove drove drove and reached.and i was in the middle of nowhere when the officer sed 'Stop the car.' but i went a lil more coz u noe..it was in THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. and he sed 'STOP THE CAR'. so i braked la. then he went 'JALAN LAH KE DEPAN. YANG KO BERHENTI TENGAH TENGAH JALAN NI BUAT APEE????!!!'

*fumes* *doesnt trust herself to comment* *parked* *signed*

Mumbles, "Terimakasihencik'' and got the hell out. to cut the story short...i passed. haha..

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must.do.calculus.assignment.by.today.

Hi guys!

I'm posting on behalf of Nish cos she doesn't have an account :P

Nishanthi apparow says:
To all d ppl out there...we were thinkin of havin a meeting to compensate the earlier meetin to go to sunway which eventually got cancelled. The coming meetin will be held in .....(can't remember the place name so will let u ppl know later. Hehe. it's somewhere in bkt tinggi)........ at 7.30 pm, on saturday, 25th august. i hope all can make it...dis could d only possible time we could meet. Ppl make sure u cum!!! =]

Wednesday Outing : MOVIE

This Wednesday we're gonna have an outing to Sunway Pyramid to watch a movie.
Details as follows:

Place to meet : Teluk Gadong Train Station aka Taman Gembira KTM Station
Time: 9 a.m.

We will be taking the train to Subang Jaya then a bus from there to Sunway Pyramid.
And we have NOT decided what movie we will be watching.
Those who can come, please post a COMMENT. Using the chatbox is too messy la.
Hope to see you guys there! =)



*By the way, Kai Liang will not be following us there by train. He'll be coming by himself. So if some of you want to go to Sunway by yourself, feel free to do so. Just meet us there.

wat bout go genting

go genting lol .stay overnight.than more fun

Going Places

Hey people of 5S2!

There are a few suggestions as to where we're planning to go during the holidays.
And the suggestions are :

1. Sunway Lagoon
2. Cosmo World in Times Square
3. Bowling in Midvalley
4. Genting Highlands day trip

We need more suggestions people.. Use the chatbox ya!

Hey since next week will be a week off for most of us , why don't we go somewhere? If thats what you guys want of course. So how? Go holiday together is kind of nice isn't it?

lollollollol.... life is so sad indeed. after my first duty day at the comlab, which by the way i was late for... and coming out late also... i started walking to sunita's tuition centre.
BLOODY HOT WEATHER.... so i took out my cap. just so happen, the BLOODY BUS coming ed behind me. so i run to the bus stop. MANA TAU, i dropped my calculator and didn't notice until i reach sunita... DAMN! already late to sunita some more lost the bloody calc...

stupid, STUPID, fate...

Haih~

I'm so, so sorry for the looooong update. My modem's still having problem, as most of you already know. So I'm worried if I write halfway then suddenly got disconnected,... you get the picture~

Anyways, my first monthly exam just over yesterday(Wei Ren must've 'informed' everyone already I guess); I flunked my Maths, got a B+ for my Accounts(69%!!!) & A for my Pengajian Am(90% XDDDD Actually just determine the type of graph from the passage given & draw them only).

School's okay, as usual... homework's piling up again(both school & tuition). It's such an irony that I'm only taking 5 subjects, yet it's as stressful as my Form 5 days~ haih~I miss 5S2(wonder how many times I've said that); my classmates are so boring except for some of them(mainly the 3 fellows I'm currently hanging out with).

Its Monday morning and yea i ponteng. Nothing much too shocking right? Used to ponteng during school time. Anyway have a look at this :

Yin

You Are More Yin

Feminine Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal Honey

Are You More Yin or Yang?

it seems im more Yin.... hmmm... if that's true, then im more evil than i thought... muahahahaha!!

here's a video i found on the Tube that's really, REALLY hilarious...

U-FOOOOOOO!!!!

I Want To Eat...

...popiah. fried chicken. sotong rojak. cendol. roti pisang. sweet corn. waffle. tauhu sumbat. char kuey teow with nice juicy prawns. siew mai. loh mai kai. char siew pau. har gao. sui gao. penang chee cheong fun. kuey teow soup. curry mee. shanghai pancakes. mom's prune cake. plum sauce and taukua with kacang pipang.

...chicken porridge.mihun soup with assorted yong tau fu floating around. kayaball. goreng pisang. steamed fish. mom's tomyam fried rice. pineapple fried rice. SS2's mee rebus. oh and their mee jawa. asoka's maggi goreng. tandoori chicken. oyster omelette. fuyong tan with lap cheong and prawn. assam laksa. Mom's red bean soup. Mom's yam cake. Mom's radish cake. Mom's carrot cake.chicken chop.chicken lasagne (the one Deenesh brings to parties).Mom's loh mee with lots of char siew.

...modern's rojak. the famous chicken rice in Klang. the famous nasi lemak near Convent. OH THE KLANG CENDOL. ramlee beef burger. pai tee with lots of jiu-hu-char. pork ribs with tauchew. YAM RICE. bah kut teh. curry puffs. lepat pisang. good onde-onde. HONG KONG CHEE CHEONG FUN. yam puffs. bandung in icecream soda. bubble tea. chao loh pak ko. kuey kak. mexican bun. mom's spaghetti (i havent tasted one better than hers)

thats all i can think of now. strangely, i dont crave for satay. are u hungry now?

what's your EQ

Your EQ is 147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

FARNINESS and SADNESS

My chemistry teacher is very.....*speechless*. Let me give you a few things she said:

• "Alloy is compound. Metal alloy is mixture"
  "then what's the difference between the two,miss? example?"
  " *pauses* Why you all so confused? alloy and metal alloy is the same la!"
  *sweatttt*
  
• "Pouring water into another glass of water is mixture." *what the hell*
  
• "Placing the flour on top of butter is called nonuniform mixture. mixing them together will be uniform mixture''
  ''So baking the whole batter into cake is compound,miss?''
  ''Errr....yes!''
  ''BUt then the def. of mixture is that it can be separated by physical means. HOw can u separate the cake batter into its ingredients?''
  "Why u al so confused......its just like that la!"
  
• Today was the best.
  ''When u heat the salt water, water evaporates and will leave behind the salt, rite?''
  ''Yes miss.''
  ''When you leave it longer...the salt will begin to evaporate.''
  *scratch head*
  ''Ya wat..you leave a lil salt overnite and see?! it evaporates rite?!''

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

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Today i was late for class cause they changed the venue and no one told me. My american lecturer practices locking the door after two minutes. i was 20 minutes late by the time i found the class. i knocked for several minutes. he didnt wanna open the damn door.so i went home to sleep. (celaka, i spent the whole of last nite till 2 am reading up for his class.)

Today as i was walking to class...i didnt see a hole in the floor. so i twisted my ankle.

Then i went to buy food. the lady must have been touching cili padi when she handed me the change. so i went and rub my nose and eyes and...well. it was hell.

haiz...

life officially sux.
i've got a really annoying neck pain that won't go away...
i've got tons of homework to do(no thanks to maths and PA)...
i've got tuition work to do...
i've got so many things to do and so little time to do them...

haiz...

HAIZ...

*falls on keyboard and sleeps*
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

gtg... work calls again...

Life In 6BA2

A thousand apologies for not updating for so long~too many schoolwork to complete. They're coming in like water, but I managed to fight against the current. The result? No schoolwork!!!! For now, that is, I could rest, sigh~ didn't go school today, slight fever~

Okay, about my class(please read title); It's...so...dull; too many "thak che po" a.k.a female bookworms; always got opened books on their table, but I got the feeling they're doing last-minute schoolwork XD...Luckily I have some not-so-bookwormish classmates(count out the lazy ones, mainly the six boys[we only have seven boys]). Still, I miss 5S2 life...wonder where did the others go?Hope they're enjoying life, unlike me. Here are the subjects in 6BA2:
a)MUET (Pn. Najwa[yay!!!])
b)Pengajian Am (A new teacher by the name of Suhaini[don't know she's a 'cik' or 'puan'],but not professional)
c)Maths Sains (Guess who?!)
d)Perakaunan (Pn. Kok, very experienced teacher, but too strict)
e)Ekonomi- Mikroekonomi (Pn. Ramlah; constantly absent because got course[something like that])
- Makroekonomi (Pn. Azilah, another experienced teacher)

Now, about school life. So far, it's okay, and STAR currently has no headmaster/mistress(she got promoted in JPS or something like that. Anyhow, who cares?), so Pn. Adliyah is in charge for the time being. . Most of you already know that Jie Qi, Nishanti & Levin are prefect probates...I guess that's all from me ^^;

Life at home isn't going so well, thanks to my baka aniki(stupid brother)...Rather not write further; P & C...

Facing the Giants

Lately i have been feeling rather uptight about things. And im sure it's not just pms-ing whatsoever. Im getting kinda overwhelmed with all the things i have to do in such a short span of time.

I have to work on my SATs, for some reason i've been thinking about which extra subjects to take, i have to work on my TOEFL - i just realized how bad my vocab is. i have to check out some Uni's to see what subs i ACTUALLY can take for SAT2, etc etc. not only THAT, the coll counsellors have been asking us to prepare our c.v's starting now - but what have i got to compile? people have national and international records, they can speak like..ten languages..okay maybe five,hehe. your's truly, can speak english and.......thats it. hehe.
and JPA arrrgh! wants us to APPLY FOR IVY LEAGUE. like hell-o?? ivy league? dream on man..so if we cant get into ivy league or ivy league standard we have to do two years here. (did i mention this already? *hmm* cant remember)

and suddenly i feel incredibly STUPID. haih. im so blur in calculus...so blur that Computer class actually sounds easier. i feel bad for keep bugging my friends to explain the math solutions to me. i feel bad for my unceasing whining...and here i am teaching the kids at church the DILIGENCE chapter. shame on me. i teach them to say : - i will not be lazy - i will do my best - and what not.

a poem on inti

Subject: A Poem of INTI - must read!! it's
damn funNY even if the english is suspect...............

This is a poem written by an INTI student. Have fun reading!

A Poem of INTI

At first I love INTI

But INTI loves my money

I ask money from daddy

But daddy asks mummy

Mummy goes to INTI

And find out why INTI's so greedy

The lift always mati

And the guards look like monkey

That's why I started to hate INTI

INTI don't love me

What for I love INTI

All they need is money

Nothing but money, money and money

The lecturers teach like bugs bunny

No wonder they're so lousy

And their faces look so funny

Like Talos the mummy

Futhermore, more more money flows to INTI

But they never plant more trees

All because they want to save money

Make all students feel hot to mati

First I entered INTI I got no kaki

Later I found someone likes to play tai tee

Then I started don't want to study

Here we can find a lot of kaki judi

That's why we must blame INTI

Since I entered INTI I cant see any leng lui lili sexy

Even the lecturers are more pretty

I always want to date them for tea

But I always kejar they always lari

Dr. Lim from SOLLA always lan si

People said his pucuk already mati

Even Viagra also tak boleh jadi

That's why loh people say he is "cc

He likes to tell jokes to everybody

But his jokes are never funny

Sometimes people thinks that he is crazy

Dr. Lim so pity

INTI's toilets really smelly

No water no api

Even you haven't pee

You want to lari

Always complain they also say soli soli

Tan yew sing always said his INTI got quality

Instead everyone knows they are lousy

INTI motive just to earn more money

So that they can pay lecturers salary

And INTI share in KLSE can naik lagi

Waterfish like us always press by INTI

Just to tipu more more money

That is all the story about INTI

Which loves money

But after all I still come to INTI

To contribute money

(You r not in INTI

You r very lucky

coz INTI cant bluff ur money

just cabut n jangan kembali

Student of INTI

No way to lari

Already jadi SuiYee (waterfish)

Please tell everybody

Jangan kena tipu lagi

Jason

kai liang....you die ed la.... (^.^)

Anyone interested to go mamaking/movie this Tuesaday/Friday night? Joseph asked me if i'm free and of course we want you people there. Bird and the others will be starting their class tomorrow if i'm not wrong. All the best! They've finally grown up. No more school student XD

320 facts..

1. Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) was born on and died on days when Halley's Comet can be seen. During his life he predicted that he would die when it could be seen.
2. US Dollar bills are made out of cotton and linen.
3. The "57" on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of pickle types the company once had.
4. Americans are responsible for about 1/5 of the world's garbage annually. On average, that's 3 pounds a day per person.
5. Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.
6. Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks so that it doesn't digest itself. 7. 98% of all murders and rapes are by a close family member or friend of the victim.
8. A B-25 bomber crashed into the 79th floor of the Empire State Building on July 28, 1945.
9.The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
10. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
11. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
12. Benjamin Franklin was the fifth in a series of the youngest son of the youngest son. 13. Triskaidekaphobia means fear of the number
13. Paraskevidekatriaphobia means fear of Friday the 13th (which occurs one to three times a year). In Italy, 17 is considered an unlucky number. In Japan, 4 is considered an unlucky number.
14. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
15. All the chemicals in a human body combined are worth about 6.25 euro (if sold separately). 16. In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles.
17. The ZIP in "ZIP code" means Zoning Improvement Plan.
18. Coca-Cola contained Coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903.
19. A "2 by 4" is really 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
20. It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
21. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
22. 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
23. Every person, including identical twins, has a unique eye and tongue print along with their finger print.
24. The "spot" on the 7-Up logo comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was an albino.
25. 315 entries in Webster's 1996 dictionary were misspelled.
26. The "save" icon in Microsoft Office programs shows a floppy disk with the shutter on backwards.
27. Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin both married their first cousins (Elsa Löwenthal and Emma Wedgewood respectively).
28. Camel's have three eyelids.
29. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents every day.
30. John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's son.
31. Warren Beatty and Shirley McLaine are brother and sister.
32. Chocolate can kill dogs; it directly affects their heart and nervous system.
33. Daniel Boone hated coonskin caps.
34. Playing cards were issued to British pilots in WWII. If captured, they could be soaked in water and unfolded to reveal a map for escape.
35. 55.1% of all US prisoners are in prison for drug offenses.
36. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
37. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
38. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name "soyce".
39. Slugs have four noses.
40. Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
41. The Three Wise Monkeys have names: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
42. India has a Bill of Rights for cows.
43. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. (DON'T TRY IT, DUMBASS)
44. During the California gold rush of 1849, miners sent their laundry to Honolulu for washing and pressing. Due to the extremely high costs in California during these boom years, it was deemed more feasible to send their shirts to Hawaii for servicing.
45. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by taking out an olive from First Class salads.
46. About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
47. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
48. Over a course of about eleven years, the sun's magnetic poles switch places. This cycle is called "Solarmax".
49. There are 318,979,564,000 possible combinations of the first four moves in Chess.
50. Upper and lower case letters are named "upper" and "lower" because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the upper case letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the lower case letters.
51. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
52. The numbers "172" can be found on the back of the US 5 dollar bill, in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
53. Coconuts kill about 150 people each year. That's more than sharks.
54. Half of all bank robberies take place on a Friday.
55. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan. There was never a recorded Wendy before it.
56. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.
57. The first bomb the Allies dropped on Berlin in WWII killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
58. The average raindrop falls at 7 miles per hour.
59. It took Leonardo Da Vinci 10 years to paint Mona Lisa. He never signed or dated the painting. Leonardo and Mona had identical bone structures according to the painting. X-ray images have shown that there are 3 other versions under the original.
60. If you put a drop of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
61. Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves.
62. The largest amount of money you can have without having change for a dollar is $1.19 (3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies cannot be divided into a dollar).
63. The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA".
64. IBM's motto is "Think". Apple later made their motto "Think different".
65. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original "Halloween" was actually a Captain Kirk mask painted white, due to low budget.
66. The original name for butterfly was flutterby.
67. The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
68. One in fourteen women in America is a natural blonde. Only one in sixteen men is.
69. The Olympic was the sister ship of the Titanic, and she provided twenty-five years of service.
70. When the Titanic sank, 2228 people were on it. Only 706 survived.
71. In America, someone is diagnosed with AIDS every 10 minutes. In South Africa, someone dies due to HIV or AIDS every 10 minutes.
72. Every day, 7% of the US eats at McDonald's.
73. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was Victrola, which Motorola got their name from. 74. In the US, about 127 million adults are overweight or obese; worldwide, 750 million are overweight and 300 million more are obese. In the US, 15% of children in elementary school are overweight; 20% are worldwide.
75. In Disney's Fantasia, the Sorcerer to whom Mickey played an apprentice was named Yensid (Disney spelled backward).
76. During his entire life, Vincent Van Gogh sold exactly one painting, "Red Vineyard at Arles". 77. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.
78. One in ten people live on an island.
79. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
80. 28% of Africa is classified as wilderness. In North America, its 38%.
81. Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
82. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
83. Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson", Humphrey Bogart NEVER said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca, and they NEVER said "Beam me up, Scotty" on Star Trek.
84. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than 3 steps backwards while dancing.
85. Sharon Stone was the first Star Search spokes model.
86. The sound you here when you put a seashell next to your ear is not the ocean, but blood flowing through your head.
87. More people are afraid of open spaces (kenophobia) than of tight spaces (claustrophobia).
88. The glue on Israeli postage is certified kosher.
89. There is a 1 in 4 chance that New York will have a white Christmas.
90. The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.
91. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
92. Back in the mid to late '80s, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered 100% compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
93. $203,000,000 is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
94. Every US president has worn glasses (just not always in public).
95. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
96. Jim Henson first coined the word "Muppet". It is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet."
97. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with (not counting the words "North" and "South).
98. The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company's first ads in 1896.
99. About 20% of bird species have become extinct in the past 200 years, almost all of them because of human activity.
100. The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
101. About 14% of injecting drug users are HIV positive.
102. A word or sentence that is the same front and back (racecar, kayak) is called a "palindrome".
103. A snail can sleep for 3 years.
104. People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide.
105. China has more English speakers than the United States.
106. Finnish folklore says that when Santa comes to Finland to deliver gifts, he leaves his sleigh behind and rides on a goat named Ukko instead. According to French tradition, Santa Claus has a brother named Bells Nichols, who visits homes on New Year's Eve after everyone is asleep, and if a plate is set out for him, he fills it with cookies and cakes.
107. One in every 9000 people is an albino.
108. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
109. You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
110. Everyday, more money is printed for Monopoly sets than for the U.S. Treasury.
111. Every year 4 people in the UK die putting their trousers on.
112. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds; dogs only have about ten.
113. Our eyes are always the same size from birth but our nose and ears never stop growing.
114. In every episode of "Seinfeld" there is a Superman picture or reference somewhere.
115. If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
116. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants. 117. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. 118. Each year in America there are about 300,000 deaths that can be attributed to obesity. 119. About 55% of all movies are rated R.
120. About 500 movies are made in the US and 800 in India annually.
121. Arabic numerals are not really Arabic; they were created in India.
122. Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations (implemented on July 16, 1969) makes it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles.
123. The February of 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
124. The Pentagon in Arlington Virginia has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
125. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat, though it may feel uncomfortable.
126. The cruise liner Queen Elizabeth II moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
127. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. 128. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
129. There are about 2 chickens for every human in the world.
130. The word "maverick" came into use after Samuel Maverick, a Texan refused to brand his cattle. Eventually any unbranded calf became known as a Maverick.
131. Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
132. For every memorial statue with a person on a horse, if the horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died of battle wounds; if all four of the horse's legs are on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
133. On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the American flag is flying over the Parliament Building.
134. An American urologist bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000.
135. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
136. Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters "MT".
137. $283,200 is the absolute highest amount of money you can win on Jeopardy.
138. Almonds are members of the peach family.
139. Rats and horses can't vomit.
140. The penguin is the only bird that can't fly but can swim.
141. There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
142. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
143. Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
144. There are only four words in the English language that end in "-dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
145. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
146. Every time you lick a stamp you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
147. "101 Dalmatians" and "Peter Pan" are the only Disney animations in which both of a character's parents are present and don't die during the movie.
148. You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
149. Hedenophobic means fear of pleasure.
150. Ancient Egyptian priests would pluck every hair from their bodies. 151. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
152. Half of all crimes are committed by people under the age of 18. 80% of burglaries are committed by people aged 13-21.
153. An ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
154. All polar bears are left-handed.
155. The catfish has over 27000 taste buds (more than any other animal)
156. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
157. Butterflies taste with their feet.
158. Elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump.
159. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
160. Starfish have no brains.
161. 11% of the world is left-handed.
162. John Hancock and Charles Thomson were the only people to sign the Declaration of independence on July 4th, 1776. The last signature came five years later.
163. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
164. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
165. The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.
166. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
167. A healthy (non-colorblind) human eye can distinguish between 500 shades of gray.
168. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
169. Lizards can self-amputate their tails for protection. It grows back after a few months.
170. Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula". It can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: L.A.
171. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
172. A honeybee can fly at fifteen miles per hour.
173. Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
174. A "jiffy" is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second.
175. The average child recognizes over 200 company logos by the time he enters first grade. 176. The youngest pope ever was 11 years old.
177. The first novel ever written on a typewriter is Tom Sawyer.
178. One out of every 43 prisoners escapes from jail. 94% are recaptured.
179. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
180. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs melted into it.
181. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
182. The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
183. Elwood Edwards did the voice for the AOL sound files (i.e. "You've got Mail!"). He is heard about 27 million times a day. The recordings were done before Quantum changed its name to AOL and the program was known as "Q-Link."
184. A polar bears skin is black. Its fur is actually clear, but like snow it appears white.
185. Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
186. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
187. Donkeys kill more people than plane crashes.
188. Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."
189. There are a million ants for every person on Earth.
190. If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
191. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
192. The name Jeep comes from "GP", the army abbreviation for General Purpose.
193. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
194. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
195. Cats' urine glows under a black light.
196. A "quidnunc" is a person who is eager to know the latest news and gossip.
197. The first US Patent was for manufacturing potassium carbonate (used in glass and gunpowder). It was issued to Samuel Hopkins on July 31, 1970.
198. Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors, the helicopter, and many other present day items. 199. In the last 4000 years no new animals have been domesticated.
200. 25% of a human's bones are in its feet.
201. David Sarnoff received the Titanic's distress signal and saved hundreds of passengers. He later became the head of the first radio network, the National Broadcasting Company (NBC). 202. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
203. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than every Nike factory worker in Malaysia combined.
204. One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the '30s lobbied against hemp farmers (they saw it as competition).
205. "Canada" is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
206. Only one in two billion people will live to be 116 or older.
207. If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
208. Rape is reported every six minutes in the U.S.
209. The human heart creates enough pressure in the bloodstream to squirt blood 30 feet.
210. A jellyfish is 95% water.
211. Truck driving is the most dangerous occupation by accidental deaths (799 in 2001).
212. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
213. Elephants only sleep for two hours each day.
214. On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
215. The strongest muscle in the human body is the tongue. (the heart is not a muscle)
216. In golf, a 'Bo Derek' is a score of 10.
217. In the U.S, Frisbees outsell footballs, baseballs and basketballs combined.
218. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
219. If you plant an apple seed, it is almost guaranteed to grow a tree of a different type of apple.
220. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
221. The only real person to be a PEZ head was Betsy Ross.
222. There are about 450 types of cheese in the world. 240 come from France.
223. When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers plays football at home the stadium becomes Nebraska's third largest city.
224. The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life".
225. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
226. In Iceland, a Big Mac costs $5.50.
227. Broccoli and cauliflower are the only vegetables that are flowers.
228. Newborn babies have about 350 bones. They gradually merge and disappear until there are about 206 by age 5.
229. There is no solid proof of who built the Taj Mahal.
230. In a survey of 200000 ostriches over 80 years, not one tried to bury its head in the sand. 231. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. A quarter has 119.
232. On an American one-dollar bill there is a tiny owl in the upper-left-hand corner of the upper-right-hand "1" and a spider hidden in the front upper-right-hand corner.
233. Judy Scheindlin ("Judge Judy") has a $25,000,000 salary, while Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a $190,100 salary.
234. The name for Oz in the Wizard of Oz was thought up when the creator Frank Baum looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N and O-Z.
235. Andorra, a tiny country on the border between France and Spain, has the longest average lifespan: 83.49 years.
236. The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
237. Mr. Rogers was an ordained Presbyterian minister.
238. In America you will see an average of 500 advertisements a day.
239. John Lennon's first girlfriend was named Thelma Pickles.
240. You can lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.
241. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
242. "The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
243. There are 336 dimples on a regulation US golf ball. In the UK its 330.
244. The Toltecs (a 7th century tribe) used wooden swords so they wouldn't kill their enemies.
245. "Duff" is the decaying organic matter found on a forest floor.
246. The US has more personal computers than the next 7 countries combined.
247. There have been over 600 lawsuits against Alexander Grahm Bell over rights to the patent of the telephone, the most valuable patent in U.S. history.
248. Kuwait is about 60% male (highest in the world). Latvia is about 54% female (highest in the world).
249. The Hawaiian alphabet has only 12 letters.
250. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
251. At the height of its power in 400 BC, the Greek city of Sparta had 25,000 citizens and 500,000 slaves.
252. Julius Caesar's autograph is worth about $2,000,000.
253. The tool doctors wrap around a patient's arm to measure blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer.
254. People say "bless you" when you sneeze because your heart stops for a millisecond.
255. US gold coins used to say "In Gold We Trust".
256. In "Silence of the Lambs", Hannibal Lector (Anthony Hopkins) never blinks.
257. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
258. In the 17th century, the value of pi was known to 35 decimal places. Today, to 1.2411 trillion.
259. The bestselling books of all time are The Bible (6billion+), Quotations from the Works of Mao Tse-tung (900million+), and The Lord of the Rings (100million+)
260. Pearls melt in vinegar.
261. "Lassie" was played by a group of male dogs; the main one was named Pal.
262. In 1863, Paul Hubert of Bordeaux, France, was sentenced to life in jail for murder. After 21 years, it was discovered that he was convicted of murdering himself.
263. Nepal is the only country that doesn't have a rectangular flag. Switzerland is the only country with a square flag.
264. Gabriel, Michael, and Lucifer are the only angels named in the Bible.
265. Tiger Woods' real first name is Eldrick. His father gave him the nickname "Tiger" in honor of a South Vietnamese soldier his father had fought alongside with during the Vietnam War.
266. Johnny Appleseed planted apples so that people could use apple cider to make alcohol.
267. Abraham Lincoln's ghost is said to haunt the White House.
268. God is not mentioned once in the book of Esther.
269. The odds of being born male are about 51.2%, according to census.
270. Scotland has more redheads than any other part of the world.
271. There is an average of 61,000 people airborne over the US at any given moment.
272. Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane in case there is a crash.
273. The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad. The most common name (of any type) in the world is Mohammed. 274. The surface of the Earth is about 60% water and 10% ice. 275. For every 230 cars that are made, 1 will be stolen.
276. Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. President to be born in a hospital.
277. Lightning strikes the earth about 8 million times a day. 278. Around 2,000 left-handed people die annually due to improper use of equipment designed only for right handed people. 279. The "if" and "then" parts of conditional ("if P then Q") statement are called the protasis (P) and apodosis (Q).
280. Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech.
281. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
282. Only female mosquitoes bite. 283. The U.S. Post Office handles 43 percent of the world's mail. 284. Most household dust is made of dead skin cells.
285. One in about eight million people has progeria, a disease that causes people to grow faster than they age.
286. The male seahorse carries the eggs until they hatch instead of the female.
287. The "countdown" (counting down from 10 for an event such as New-Years Day) was first used in a 1929 German silent film called "Die Frau Im Monde" (The Girl in the Moon).
288. Negative emotions such as anxiety and depression can weaken your immune system.
289. There are seven suicides in the Bible: Abimelech. Samson, Saul, Saul's armor-bearer, Ahithophel, Zimri, Judas.
290. A mongoose is not a goose but more like a meercat, which is not a cat but more like a prairie dog, which is not a dog but more like a ground squirrel.
291. Stephen Hawking was born exactly 300 years after Galileo died.
292. Mercury is the only planet whose orbit is coplanar with its equator. Venus and Uranus are the only planets that rotate opposite to the direction of their orbit.
293. John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe died on July 4th. Adams and Jefferson died in the same year. Supposedly, Adams last words were "Thomas Jefferson survives."
294. The Baby Ruth candy bar was named after Grover Cleveland's baby daughter, Ruth, not Babe Ruth the baseball player.
295. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.
296. The Falkland Isles (pop. about 2000) has over 700000 sheep (350 per person).
297. There are 41,806 different spoken languages in the world today.
298. While many treaties have been signed at or near Paris, France (including many after WWI and WWII), nine are actually known as the "Treaty of Paris": Seven Years' War (1763), American Revolutionary War (1783), French-Swede War (1810), France vs Sixth Coalition (1814), Battle of Waterloo (1815), Crimean War (1856), Spanish-American War (1898), union of Bessarabia and Romania (1920), establishment of European Coal and Steel Community (1951).
299. Robert Todd Lincoln (Abraham Lincoln's oldest son) was in Washington DC during his father's assassination as well as during President Garfield's assassination, and he was in Buffalo NY when President McKinley was assassinated. 300. The city of Venice stands on about 120 small islands.
301. The past-tense of the English word "dare" is "durst".
302. Don Mac Lean's song "American Pie" was written about Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and J.P. Richardson (The Big Bopper), who all died in the same plane crash.
303. The drummer for ZZ Top (the only one without a beard) is named Frank Beard.
304. Hummingbirds can't walk.
305. When movie directors do not want their names to be seen in the credits, they use the pseudonym "Allen Smithee" instead. It has been used over 50 times, starting with "Death of a Gunfighter" (1969).
306. Four different people played the part of Darth Vader (body, face, voice, and breathing).
307. Pamela Lee-Anderson was the first to be born in Canada on the centennial anniversary of Canada's independence (7/1/1967).
308. There is about 200 times more gold in the oceans than has been mined throughout history.
309. William Shatner is credited for being the first person on TV to say "hell" as well as to have the first inter-racial kiss (with Nichelle Nichols), both in episodes of Star Trek.
310. While the US government's supply of gold is kept at Fort Knox, its supply of silver is kept at the Military Academy at West Point, NY.
311. Alexander Graham Bell's wife and mother were both deaf.
312. Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works.
313. In the ancient Greek city-state of Sparta, if a man was not married by age 30, he would not be allowed to vote or watch athletic events involving nude young men.
314. Attila the Hun (invader of Europe; 406-453), Felix Faure (French President; 1841-1899), Pope Leo VII (936-939), Pope John VII (955-964), Pope Leo VIII (963-965), Pope John XIII (965-72), Pope Paul II (1467-1471), Lord Palmerston (British Prime Minister, 1784-1865), Nelson Rockefeller (US Vice President, 1908-1979), and John Entwistle (The Who's bassist, 1944-2002) all died while having sex.
315. Humans and dolphins are the only animals known to have sex for pleasure.
316. Pac-Man, Namco's 1979 arcade game, was originally called "Puck Man". The name was changed when they realized that vandals could easily scratch out part of the letter "P".
317. Shakespeare and Cervantes died on the same day, April 23, 1616.
318. There are about 7.7 million millionaires in the world (more than 1/1000th of the population).
319. The youngest mother on record was a Peruvian girl named Lina Medina. She gave birth to a boy by caesarean section on May 14, 1939 (which happened to be Mother's Day), at the age of five years, seven months and 21 days.
320. The "middle finger" gesture originates back to 423 BC in Aristophanes play "The Clouds".

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