Durian Angel

His assignment, it seemed, was in the land of Asia.

“Hmm, I have never been to Asia. I wonder how it looks like,” Stanley thought to himself as he headed for Earth.

He soon entered the Earth’s atmosphere but he was coming in too fast, like he always did.

“Oh no! Not again! Too fast! No!”

Crash! Crack! He crashed head first into a tree. One thing that Stanley was bad at (besides completing tasks) was landing. He did not know why he was the only one in heaven who had that problem. He had tried his best to improve but to no avail.

“Oh great! Wonderful landing Stanley… “, he muttered.

Now that he was stuck in a tree, he struggled to free himself. He flapped his wings, trying desperately to escape from the branches and twigs that caught his wings but it was no good. The more he tried to free himself, the more it got worse. He was starting to lose his feathers.

“Argh, how am I ever going to get free! Ah, I could use my magic!”

Stanley started to dig his nose to initiate his magic. After some time, he was finally free. He fell to the ground. Standing up, he then started to look for the tree. He needed to find the tree so that he could complete his task and head back to heaven.

“Where is that tree?”

According to the head angel, Stanley’s duty was to start the first fruit season of a new fruit. This was a simple job - too easy for any angel to carry out. While searching for the tree, Stanley hoped with all his heart that the assignment would be a success as all of his previous tasks were major failures. It made him feel as if he was useless, of no value and help to the Heavenly Father.

“Man, I sure need got to buck up and show the rest I am capable of something. I have to prove my worth. I will complete this assignment. Now, where is my objective? Where on earth is that arrow?”

As far as Stanley could remember, he always had the help of the arrows in all his assignments. Ever since his first few tasks, the International Board of Angels decided that Stanley be given “special” aid. The International Board of Angels or I.B.A, in short, was responsible for solving problems concerning angels. The arrows, which could neither be seen by the human eye nor by the devil and his minions, were introduced specifically to help Stanley. Without the arrows, he would take ages to find his objectives on his own. On the contrary, other angels did not require the help as they could easily find their objectives.

“There it is!” Stanley exclaimed.

Between the obstructing trees Stanley could see a huge shining arrow pointing downwards in the night sky. Its light shone radiantly, lighting up the sky and the surrounding area. Stanley prepared to take flight. He kicked off the ground and spread his wings wide.

“Up, up and away!” he cried.

He lifted off the ground, soaring up gloriously into the sky, heading straight towards the big bright arrow ahead, picking up speed along the way. As he approached, he circled around the targeted tree, slowly descending in circles upon the ground. As he got closer to the treetop, he looked around for a place to land. He turned his head to the right. Suddenly… Bang!

The side of Stanley’s face bashed right into a tree branch while he was looking around. He fell on his bum. Stanley stood up and rubbed his face gingerly. Dusting himself, he walked to the tree.

“Now, how did the head angel said I was supposed to do this?”

He walked around the tree and started kicking it. The tree turned pink.

“Ah, the spell is working!” shouted Stanley.

For Stanley’s spell to work was like an event of a lifetime.

“Hmm, I think that should do”.

As he turned to leave, he accidentally farted.

“Oops! Excuse me!”

He left the place without knowing he had just made a big mistake. The next day, the local news of Heaven reported the existence of a weird looking fruit. It was a green fruit with thorns with a pungent smell. At first, Stanley thought he was going to be in hot soup but the locals loved it! They named the weird fruit ‘durian’ which means a new rambutan. Stanley gave a sigh of relief and was glad that his clumsiness turned out good this time and Stanley was happy to know that he had created a new fruit. Ever since that day, he had been named ‘The Angel of Durian’.

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by: Joseph and Kai Liang

This story will always be in my memory. =)

This is fun..Hee

Your Guy Could Bring You Home

When it comes to meeting the parents, you're cool and calm. In fact, you're so self assured, you may forget to try to impress them. Work that famous charm a little more, and your boyfriend's family will be loving you.

Would He Bring You Home to Mom?

You Are 81% Open

To say that you're comfortable in your own skin would be an understatement. You're very into yourself, and you love to tell everybody everything about you. While you may have the makings of the next Oprah, it's likely that people sometimes tune you out!

How Open Are You?

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy: Your propensity for monogamy is medium. In general, you prefer to have only one love interest. But it's hard for you to stay devoted for too long! There's too much eye candy to keep you from wandering. Experience Level: Your experience level is high. You've loved, lost, and loved again. You have had a wide range of love experiences. And when the real thing comes along, you know it! Dominance: Your dominance is low. This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced. You know a relationship is not about getting your way. And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom. Cynicism: Your cynicism is low. You are an eternal optimist when it comes to love and romance. No matter how many times you've been hurt - you're never bitter. You believe in one true love, your perfect soulmate. And if you haven't found true love yet, you know you will soon. Independence: Your independence is medium. In relationships, you need both "me time" and "we time." You usually find it easy to be part of a couple. But occasionally you start to feel a little smothered.

The Five Variable Love Test

You Are a Feminine Beauty!

You make any guy feel like a man, simply by standing next to him You have a classic womanly appeal - and you've got a look for every occasion This doesn't mean that you can't kick back in (designer) jeans and sneakers You just prefer to be girly and sweet as often as possible

What Type of Beauty Are You?

Failed Driver...

.....i am not. just a Failed Bukiteer. geddit? hahaha. lame.

liddat la. so stupid. went for my driving test today,as u may have guessed. so then i didnt really have to wait long....cut queue you see..there was an available car and no one seemed to wanna get in it..so i got in. right. then when to the bukit and landed on the summit(macamla tinggi sangat). the clutch was kinda loose (excuses..) but nvm...balanced the vehicle properly edi then handbreak down..and...GO! eh...im going backwards!! AHHHH!!!!. and that was the end.

when i was in the car waiting for my turn, i laid hands on the gear and the steering wheel and the clutch and the accel. and prayed okay..oh well. so the guy told me ''Okay skarang pergi tunggu on-the-road pulak.''

and i took my result sheet (which costs an insanely unreasonable RM15) and walked the long walk of shame back to the waiting shed (pondok is called shed right?) and well..waited. Hee. then i got engrossed in my Genesis Code novel (which has a lil Dan Brownish style). a few times i had false alarms and hurriedly put my book away ready to jump up. then i got too engrossed and they called my number like 3-4 times!! LMAO. it didnt sink in u noe ...i was like ''Hmm..55 now''....WHAT?55?? thats me!! hahahaha..

i went in the car and hey! it was my instructor's car! thank God..thank God..NOW im confident. so drove drove drove and reached.and i was in the middle of nowhere when the officer sed 'Stop the car.' but i went a lil more coz u noe..it was in THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. and he sed 'STOP THE CAR'. so i braked la. then he went 'JALAN LAH KE DEPAN. YANG KO BERHENTI TENGAH TENGAH JALAN NI BUAT APEE????!!!'

*fumes* *doesnt trust herself to comment* *parked* *signed*

Mumbles, "Terimakasihencik'' and got the hell out. to cut the story short...i passed. haha..

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must.do.calculus.assignment.by.today.

Hi guys!

I'm posting on behalf of Nish cos she doesn't have an account :P

Nishanthi apparow says:
To all d ppl out there...we were thinkin of havin a meeting to compensate the earlier meetin to go to sunway which eventually got cancelled. The coming meetin will be held in .....(can't remember the place name so will let u ppl know later. Hehe. it's somewhere in bkt tinggi)........ at 7.30 pm, on saturday, 25th august. i hope all can make it...dis could d only possible time we could meet. Ppl make sure u cum!!! =]

Wednesday Outing : MOVIE

This Wednesday we're gonna have an outing to Sunway Pyramid to watch a movie.
Details as follows:

Place to meet : Teluk Gadong Train Station aka Taman Gembira KTM Station
Time: 9 a.m.

We will be taking the train to Subang Jaya then a bus from there to Sunway Pyramid.
And we have NOT decided what movie we will be watching.
Those who can come, please post a COMMENT. Using the chatbox is too messy la.
Hope to see you guys there! =)



*By the way, Kai Liang will not be following us there by train. He'll be coming by himself. So if some of you want to go to Sunway by yourself, feel free to do so. Just meet us there.

wat bout go genting

go genting lol .stay overnight.than more fun

Going Places

Hey people of 5S2!

There are a few suggestions as to where we're planning to go during the holidays.
And the suggestions are :

1. Sunway Lagoon
2. Cosmo World in Times Square
3. Bowling in Midvalley
4. Genting Highlands day trip

We need more suggestions people.. Use the chatbox ya!

Hey since next week will be a week off for most of us , why don't we go somewhere? If thats what you guys want of course. So how? Go holiday together is kind of nice isn't it?

lollollollol.... life is so sad indeed. after my first duty day at the comlab, which by the way i was late for... and coming out late also... i started walking to sunita's tuition centre.
BLOODY HOT WEATHER.... so i took out my cap. just so happen, the BLOODY BUS coming ed behind me. so i run to the bus stop. MANA TAU, i dropped my calculator and didn't notice until i reach sunita... DAMN! already late to sunita some more lost the bloody calc...

stupid, STUPID, fate...

Haih~

I'm so, so sorry for the looooong update. My modem's still having problem, as most of you already know. So I'm worried if I write halfway then suddenly got disconnected,... you get the picture~

Anyways, my first monthly exam just over yesterday(Wei Ren must've 'informed' everyone already I guess); I flunked my Maths, got a B+ for my Accounts(69%!!!) & A for my Pengajian Am(90% XDDDD Actually just determine the type of graph from the passage given & draw them only).

School's okay, as usual... homework's piling up again(both school & tuition). It's such an irony that I'm only taking 5 subjects, yet it's as stressful as my Form 5 days~ haih~I miss 5S2(wonder how many times I've said that); my classmates are so boring except for some of them(mainly the 3 fellows I'm currently hanging out with).

Its Monday morning and yea i ponteng. Nothing much too shocking right? Used to ponteng during school time. Anyway have a look at this :

Yin

You Are More Yin

Feminine Devoted Forgiving Fall Winter Afternoon Moon Time Passive Metal Honey

Are You More Yin or Yang?

it seems im more Yin.... hmmm... if that's true, then im more evil than i thought... muahahahaha!!

here's a video i found on the Tube that's really, REALLY hilarious...

U-FOOOOOOO!!!!

I Want To Eat...

...popiah. fried chicken. sotong rojak. cendol. roti pisang. sweet corn. waffle. tauhu sumbat. char kuey teow with nice juicy prawns. siew mai. loh mai kai. char siew pau. har gao. sui gao. penang chee cheong fun. kuey teow soup. curry mee. shanghai pancakes. mom's prune cake. plum sauce and taukua with kacang pipang.

...chicken porridge.mihun soup with assorted yong tau fu floating around. kayaball. goreng pisang. steamed fish. mom's tomyam fried rice. pineapple fried rice. SS2's mee rebus. oh and their mee jawa. asoka's maggi goreng. tandoori chicken. oyster omelette. fuyong tan with lap cheong and prawn. assam laksa. Mom's red bean soup. Mom's yam cake. Mom's radish cake. Mom's carrot cake.chicken chop.chicken lasagne (the one Deenesh brings to parties).Mom's loh mee with lots of char siew.

...modern's rojak. the famous chicken rice in Klang. the famous nasi lemak near Convent. OH THE KLANG CENDOL. ramlee beef burger. pai tee with lots of jiu-hu-char. pork ribs with tauchew. YAM RICE. bah kut teh. curry puffs. lepat pisang. good onde-onde. HONG KONG CHEE CHEONG FUN. yam puffs. bandung in icecream soda. bubble tea. chao loh pak ko. kuey kak. mexican bun. mom's spaghetti (i havent tasted one better than hers)

thats all i can think of now. strangely, i dont crave for satay. are u hungry now?

what's your EQ

Your EQ is 147

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick! 51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese. 71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely. 91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that. 111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt. 131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin. 150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?